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Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. - Terry Pratchett

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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