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Sign Crime

Sign destruction is frowned upon by everyone but artists in Cordoba

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest. - George Carlin

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton


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