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Shoes On The Danube Bank

Walking through history in Budapest, Hungary

Shoes On The Danube Bank thanks to Barry McCartney

Scenery with footprints to the past

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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Keep your heels, head, and standards high. - Unknown

He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. - Mark Twain

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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