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Shining Stars

Stars can't shine without darkness

Shining Stars thanks to Marian Renstrom

The first part of inspiration is perspiration

Lighting the way towards an inspiring lifestyle. The first part of inspiration is perspiration.
Hope costs nothing. - Colette

Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. - Oscar Wilde

Success is due less to ability than to zeal. - Charles Buxton

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Have the passion, take the action and magic will happen. - Bar Rafaeli

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Keep steadily before you the fact that all true success depends at last upon yourself. - Theodore T. Hunger

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

The moment of enlightenment is when a person's dreams of possibilities become images of probabilities. - Vic Braden

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

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