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The first part of inspiration is perspiration

Lighting the way towards an inspiring lifestyle. The first part of inspiration is perspiration.
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Success is in the details. - Zig Ziglar

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson

Impatience never commanded success. - Edwin H. Chapin

Sometimes dreams are wiser than waking. - Unknown

Ambition is not a vice of little people. - Michel de Montaigne

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Our hope is as certain as Jesus's grave is empty. - Sam Allberry

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action. - Samuel Smiles

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Courage is like love; it must have hope for nourishment. - Napoleon Bonaparte

For success, attitude is equally as important as ability. - Harry F Banks

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Our attitude towards others determines their attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

Success is most often achieved by those who don’t know that failure is inevitable. - Coco Chanel

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

I can give you a six-word formula for success: Think things through - then follow through. - Edward Rickenbacker

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

Never trust anyone who wants what you've got. Friend or no, envy is an overwhelming emotion. - Eubie Blake

Success is, during this early pilgrimage, to leave the woodpile a little higher than I found it. - Paul Harvey

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Asthma is a disease that has practically the same symptoms as passion except that with asthma it lasts longer. - Unknown

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin


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