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The first part of inspiration is perspiration

Lighting the way towards an inspiring lifestyle. The first part of inspiration is perspiration.

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Hope is a force of nature. - Jim Butcher

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You know what's funny to me? Attitude. - Don Rickles

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Follow your dreams. Just make sure to have fun too. - Chris Brown

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

Success is simple. Do what's right, the right way, at the right time. - Arnold H Glasow

Encourage members of your team to take the initiative and act on their own. - Mike Krzyzewski

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

Success is not the absence of failure; it's the persistence through failure. - Alisha Tyler

In a balanced organization, working towards a common objective, there is success. - Arthur Helps

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

A true measure of a man's worth includes all the benefits others have gained from your success. - Cullen Hightower

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. - George S Patton

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

They say everybody gets 15 minutes. I hope I'm just inside the first minute and the next 14 go really slow. - Terrence Howard

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments or publicity. - O.A. Battista

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

Having a specific meaning and purpose in your life helps to encourage you towards living a fulfilling and inspired life. - Vic Johnson

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim


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