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Shining Stars thanks to Marian Renstrom

The first part of inspiration is perspiration

Lighting the way towards an inspiring lifestyle. The first part of inspiration is perspiration.
Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson

Failure is success if we learn from it. - Malcolm Forbes

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

Forgiveness is not an occasional act: it is an attitude. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Hope is one of the principal springs that keep mankind in motion. - Thomas Fuller

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali

Success is finding satisfaction in giving a little more than you take. - Christopher Reeve

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude to the problem. - Unknown

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. Man never is, but always to be blest. - Alexander Pope

Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles. - Walter Cronkite

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

I've never been able to grow an organ back," Lana said. "Last time I tried... Let's just hope you don't end up with whip eyes. - Michael Grant

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