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Shining Stars

Stars can't shine without darkness

Shining Stars thanks to Marian Renstrom

The first part of inspiration is perspiration

Lighting the way towards an inspiring lifestyle. The first part of inspiration is perspiration.
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Hope will never be silent. - Harvey Milk

Nothing fails like success. - G K Chesterton

Surfers have the most attitude. - Shaun White

Hope has a good memory, gratitude a bad one. - Baltasar Gracian

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Failure and setbacks are ingredients for a great success story. - Unknown

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. - Les Brown

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude to the problem. - Unknown

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel

Faith has to do with things that are not seen, and hope with things that are not at hand. - Thomas Aquinas

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocteau

The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored. - David Eddings

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

It's better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. - George Burns

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult undertaking which, more than anything else, will determine its successful outcome. - William James

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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