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The first part of inspiration is perspiration

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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

Impatience never commanded success. - Edwin H. Chapin

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Follow your dreams, they know the way. - Kobe Yamada

Ambition is not a vice of little people. - Michel de Montaigne

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. - Ovid

Christ showed us hope transformed into sacrificial love. - Chuck Colson

Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep. - Walter Scott

Two-lane blacktop isn't a highway - it's an attitude. - Unknown

Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle. - Orlando A Battista

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Success isn't everything, but it makes a man stand straight. - Lillian Hellman

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar

Success is achieved and maintained by those who try and keep trying. - W Clement Stone

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

That's love, giving everything, sacrificing all without hope of return. - Albert Camus

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

The value of another's experience is to give us hope, not to tell us how or whether to proceed. - Peter Block

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. - J Donald Walters

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. - Anne Lamott

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin


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