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Sheep Path

Leading down the road to winter survival

Sheep Path thanks to Barry McCartney

Sheep herding after a winter snowstorm

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Never trust sheep. - Ryan Stiles

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

Don't follow the path. Go where there is no path and begin the trail. - Ruby Bridges

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

The best way to find out whether you're on the right path? Stop looking at the path. - Marcus Buckingham

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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