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Sheep Path

Leading down the road to winter survival

Sheep Path thanks to Barry McCartney

Sheep herding after a winter snowstorm

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Never trust sheep. - Ryan Stiles

The obstacle is the path. - Zen Proverb

Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

Checkroom: Where the sheep are separated from the coats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The open door does not necessarily mean the easy pathway. - G. Campbell Morgan

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley. - Theodore Roethke

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

The best way to find out whether you're on the right path? Stop looking at the path. - Marcus Buckingham

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Ram: 1. Lamb's daddy; 2. The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work; 3. A sheep that always butts in. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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