Shark Weak in Shark Week

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

I don't think there's such a thing as unprovoked shark attack. - Peter Benchley

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin