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Camouflage: Wise guise. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ghost: A shadow of its former self - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keep calm and look for your shadow. - Unknown

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

It was like trying to see a shadow in the dark. - Melissa Andrea

Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Keep your eyes on the sun and you will not see the shadows. - Australian Aborigine Saying

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. - Aesop

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The most dangerous kind of person... is one who is afraid of his own shadow. - Philip K. Dick

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

Thoughts are the shadows of our feelings - always darker, emptier and simpler. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Praise is but virtue's shadow; who courts her,
Doth more the handmaid than the dame admire - Robert Heath

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Sometimes in the shadows of one's self lie the problems, and in the shadows of one's shaping lie the answers. - Ravi Zacharias

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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