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Keep calm and look for your shadow. - Unknown

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. - Aesop

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

The most dangerous kind of person... is one who is afraid of his own shadow. - Philip K. Dick

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. - Plutarch

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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