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A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

It is better to be faithful than famous. - Theodore Roosevelt

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Someday each of us will be famous for 15 minutes. - Andy Warhol

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Unto ourselves our own life is necessary, unto others our character. - St. Augustine

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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