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Fate is character. - William Winter

Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

The great purpose of life - the shaping of character by truth. - Phillips Brooks

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Of puns it has been said that they who most dislike them are least able to utter them. - Edgar Allan Poe

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner


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