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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

I love being famous - it's almost like being white. - Chris Rock

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

I've always been famous, it's just no one knew it yet. - Lady Gaga

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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