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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

It is better to be faithful than famous. - Theodore Roosevelt

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Public behavior is merely private character writ large. - Stephen Covey

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

'If only' are the famous last words of those who weren't. - Unknown

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful, much adulated, very famous, and very unhappy. - Brigitte Bardot

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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Be Patient

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Roller Blade Heels

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Ice Hockey Meltdown

Swingers

Patience and Wisdom

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Tank Top Security

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