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Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

My puns are not trivial. They are quadrivial. - James Joyce

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

The best thing in the famous novels at present is that one does not need to read them; one knows them already. - Henry David Thoreau

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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