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Secret Revealed

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Secret Revealed thanks to Keith Blake

Bats are the only mammals naturally capable of sustained flight

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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

He is my secret. My beautiful little secret. - Unknown

There are no secrets that time does not reveal. - Jean Racine

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

In our leisure we reveal what kind of people we are. - Ovid

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D Rockefeller

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

The secret of having a personal life is not answering too many questions about it. - Joan Collins

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. - James M. Burrie

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

I'd be a terrible secret agent. I can't keep a secret, and I'm not sneaky. - Katherine Heigl

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

The purpose of whistleblowing is to expose secret and wrongful acts by those in power in order to enable reform. - Glenn Greenwald

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison


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