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Secret Revealed thanks to Keith Blake

Bats are the only mammals naturally capable of sustained flight

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The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He is my secret. My beautiful little secret. - Unknown

There are no secrets that time does not reveal. - Jean Racine

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

The secret of being tiresome is to tell everything. - Voltaire

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

The secret to true happiness is low expectations and insensitivity. - Olivia Goldsmith

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows. - Unknown

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of every day. - Unknown

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

The secret to living well and longer is: EAT half; WALK double; LAUGH triple; and LOVE without measure. - Unknown

The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. - Benjamin Disraeli

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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