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Secret Revealed

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Secret Revealed thanks to Keith Blake

Bats are the only mammals naturally capable of sustained flight

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Europe: Next one to bat. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

The secret of success is sincerity. - Jean Giraudoux

Things forbidden have a secret charm. - Tacitus

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. - Voltaire

Listening is the secret to discover great stories. - Fyrefly London

The secret to having it all is knowing you already do. - Unknown

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

A neurosis is a secret you don't know you're keeping. - Kenneth Tynan

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

If you want to keep a secret you must also hide it from yourself. - George Orwell

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman. - Unknown

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. - James Joyce

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't. - Unknown

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

I'd be a terrible secret agent. I can't keep a secret, and I'm not sneaky. - Katherine Heigl

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly


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