Secret Revealed

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

The secret of success is sincerity. - Jean Giraudoux

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

He is my secret. My beautiful little secret. - Unknown

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. - Voltaire

The secret to having it all is knowing you already do. - Unknown

The secret of happiness is to find a congenial monotony. - V S Pritchett

It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell

A neurosis is a secret you don't know you're keeping. - Kenneth Tynan

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

The secret to true happiness is low expectations and insensitivity. - Olivia Goldsmith

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. - Darth Maul

Everyone has three lives: a public life; a private life; and a secret life. - Unknown

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of every day. - Unknown

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep. - E W Howe

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

With a secret like that, at some point the secret itself becomes irrelevant. The fact that you kept it does not. - Sara Gruen

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison