#1 humor site on the 'net

Secret Revealed

Note To Self: Bat Cave Ahead

Secret Revealed thanks to Keith Blake

Bats are the only mammals naturally capable of sustained flight

QuotaBills
A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. - Voltaire

In our leisure we reveal what kind of people we are. - Ovid

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

A neurosis is a secret you don't know you're keeping. - Kenneth Tynan

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. - Darth Maul

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. - Aaron Levenstein

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


Enjoy The Moment

Dead Hand

2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

A Dog's Seeing Eye Dog

Stop The Pipeline

Fake Brakes

Business In Front, Party In Back

Co-Pilot Seat

Beard Fashion

Canadian Parking

Car Wrecker

Redneck Faucet

Feather Cleaning

Ice Hockey Meltdown

Tough Love

Easter Island

Flood Bridge

Don't Count On It

Upended Water Buffalo

Face Heater

Leap Year Shirt

World's Greatest Typo

Icehenge

Found It!