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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Things forbidden have a secret charm. - Tacitus

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D Rockefeller

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

If you want to keep a secret you must also hide it from yourself. - George Orwell

The secret to true happiness is low expectations and insensitivity. - Olivia Goldsmith

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. - James Joyce

Everyone has three lives: a public life; a private life; and a secret life. - Unknown

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows. - Unknown

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. - Karl Kraus

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell


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