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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Zombies eat brains. You're safe. - Unknown

Things forbidden have a secret charm. - Tacitus

The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out. - Phyllis Diller

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

The secret to having it all is knowing you already do. - Unknown

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

A neurosis is a secret you don't know you're keeping. - Kenneth Tynan

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

The secret to true happiness is low expectations and insensitivity. - Olivia Goldsmith

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited. - Unknown

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver


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