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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Every exit is an entry somewhere. - Tom Stoppard

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. - Ben Franklin

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. - Voltaire

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. - Bertrand Russell

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

A neurosis is a secret you don't know you're keeping. - Kenneth Tynan

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

A memorandum isn't written to inform the receiver, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden


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