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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri

The secret of being boring is to say everything. - Voltaire

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. - James M. Burrie

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Many a secret that cannot be pried out by curiosity can be drawn out by indifference. - Sydney J. Harris

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden


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