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Exit: How you mark the spot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri

The secret of being boring is to say everything. - Voltaire

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Listening is the secret to discover great stories. - Fyrefly London

The secret to having it all is knowing you already do. - Unknown

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer. - Rob Cordry

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

Everyone has three lives: a public life; a private life; and a secret life. - Unknown

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't. - Unknown

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

I'd be a terrible secret agent. I can't keep a secret, and I'm not sneaky. - Katherine Heigl

I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows. - Unknown

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep. - E W Howe

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

With a secret like that, at some point the secret itself becomes irrelevant. The fact that you kept it does not. - Sara Gruen

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you’re going to be lazy. - Shirley Conran

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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