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The secret to having it all is loving it all. - Joyce Brothers

The secret of being boring is to say everything. - Voltaire

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. - Ben Franklin

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

The secret of happiness is to find a congenial monotony. - V S Pritchett

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D Rockefeller

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

A neurosis is a secret you don't know you're keeping. - Kenneth Tynan

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

If you want to keep a secret, don't whisper in your wife's ear. - Amish Saying

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't. - Unknown

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

The secret of having a personal life is not answering too many questions about it. - Joan Collins

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows. - Unknown

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly


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