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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

The secret of success is sincerity. - Jean Giraudoux

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Every exit is an entry somewhere else. - Tom Stoppard

The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

If you want to keep a secret you must also hide it from yourself. - George Orwell

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. - James M. Burrie

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. - Karl Kraus

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. To raise this to the highest pitch of enjoyment, is a secret which but few discover. - Joseph Addison

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


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