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The secret of success is sincerity. - Jean Giraudoux

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

It is not death that alarms me, but dying. - Michel De Montaigne

The secret of getting things done is to act! - Dante Alighieri

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. - Voltaire

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

The secret of happiness is to find a congenial monotony. - V S Pritchett

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

The secret of success is making your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

The secret of a happy life is to know when to stop and then go that little bit further. - Unknown

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

The secret of managing is to keep the 5 guys who hate you away from the 5 guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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