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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

The secret to having it all is loving it all. - Joyce Brothers

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. - Voltaire

Believing in yourself is the first secret to success. - Unknown

The secret to having it all is knowing you already do. - Unknown

Protect your enthusiasm from the negativity of others. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer. - Rob Cordry

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

The secret of success is to be ready when your opportunity comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

The secret to true happiness is low expectations and insensitivity. - Olivia Goldsmith

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. - James Joyce

Most of us can keep a secret. It's the people we tell it to who can't. - Unknown

When I look at my life and its secret colours, I feel like bursting into tears. - Albert Camus

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of every day. - Unknown

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep. - E W Howe

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden


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