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Sea Sand Art

Which sea do you see down by the seashore?

Sea Sand Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

3D artistic sand masterpiece on the seashore

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I need Vitamin SEA. - Unknown

Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

I don't trust the ocean, either; it would kill me as soon as not. It doesn't mean I'm afraid of it. - Maggie Stiefvater

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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