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Sea Sand Art

Which sea do you see down by the seashore?

Sea Sand Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

3D artistic sand masterpiece on the seashore

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Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

Nervous Wreck: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen. - Steven Wright

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi


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