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Sea Sand Art

Which sea do you see down by the seashore?

Sea Sand Art thanks to Wayne Nowazek

3D artistic sand masterpiece on the seashore

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I need Vitamin SEA. - Unknown

Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Where there is a sea there are pirates. - Greek Proverb

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. - Niccolo Machiavelli

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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