QuotaBillsSave water - drink vodka. - Unknown
Liquor Store: A stupor market - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed
Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster
I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn
When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller
We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown
Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown
Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown
Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Syncopation: A lively movement from bar to bar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin
To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur
What we are doing is in the interest of everybody, bar possibly the consumer. - Unknown
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson
I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy
I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis
I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott
It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie
I have made an important discovery - that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde
A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron
In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns
Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster
The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison
There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott