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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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