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Muslim women - fashion gone too far

Saudi Culture Clash thanks to Barry McCartney

How not to dress moderately as a Muslim girl

How not to dress moderately as a Muslim girl
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Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now. - Salman Rushdie

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

Extroversion is an enormously appealing personality style, but we've turned it into an oppressive standard to which most of us feel we must conform. - Susan Cain

If I want to dress up like Princess Leia and lightsaber fight the clone army in my living room, well the Han Solo in my life is just going to have to accept it. - Michelle M. Pillow

There were people that were cheering on the other side of New Jersey, where you have large Arab populations. They were cheering as the World Trade Center came down. - Donald Trump

I was raised in a Baptist household, went to a Catholic church, lived in a Jewish neighborhood, and had the biggest crush on the Muslim girls from one neighborhood over. - Will Smith

You don't need to be elected to be a leader, you just need to step forward and help your family and community the best way you can. And being yourself is your best leadership style. - Kim Baird

The storytelling gift is innate: one has it or one doesn't. But style is at least partly a learned thing: one refines it by looking and listening and reading and practice – by work. - Donna Tartt

Those magazine dieting stories always have the testimonial of a woman who wore a dress that could slipcover New Jersey in one photo and thirty days later looked like a well-dressed thermometer. - Erma Bombeck

I am a scholar of religions with four degrees, including one in the New Testament and fluency in Biblical Greek, who has been studying the origins of Christianity for two decades, who also happens to be Muslim. - Reza Aslan

We will stand up for our friends in the world. And one of the most important friends is the State of Israel. My administration will be steadfast in support Israel against terrorism and violence, and in seeking the peace for which all Israelis pray. - George W. Bush

This preparatory sort of idealism is the one that, as I just suggested, Berkeley made prominent, and, after a fashion familiar. I must state it in my own way, although one in vain seeks to attain novelty in illustrating so frequently described a view. - Josiah Royce

I'm a firm believer in God himself, but that's as far as I can go. I'm not any denomination. I'm not Catholic or Presbyterian or Baptist or Methodist or Jewish or Muslim. I'm none of those things. And I'm sure that's just fine with God. - Ray Charles

The Arab League tells us to go in and take out Qaddafi. We've spent billions of dollars already with respect to the Arab League. Billions of dollars, because they told us to do it. Why aren't they paying for it? They don't like Qaddafi, Qaddafi's been a terrible thorn in their side. - Donald Trump


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