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Muslim women - fashion gone too far

Saudi Culture Clash thanks to Barry McCartney

How not to dress moderately as a Muslim girl

How not to dress moderately as a Muslim girl
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Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

I'm not a Jew. I'm Jewish. I don't go the whole hog. - Jonathan Miller

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. - Desmond Morris

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Extroversion is an enormously appealing personality style, but we've turned it into an oppressive standard to which most of us feel we must conform. - Susan Cain

If I want to dress up like Princess Leia and lightsaber fight the clone army in my living room, well the Han Solo in my life is just going to have to accept it. - Michelle M. Pillow

Allah's the Arabic term for God. Stand up for God, fight for God, work for God and do the right thing, and go the right way, things will end up in your corner. - Muhammad Ali

There were people that were cheering on the other side of New Jersey, where you have large Arab populations. They were cheering as the World Trade Center came down. - Donald Trump

We 'chicks' have munched our popcorn while romantic comedies became just comedies, and then each female protagonist got recast for Matthew McConaughey or Seth Rogan. - Emma McLaughlin

Rome is a broken mirror, the falling straps of a dress, a puzzle of astonishing complexity. It is an iceberg floating below our terrace, all its ballasts hidden beneath the surface. - Anthony Doerr

Those magazine dieting stories always have the testimonial of a woman who wore a dress that could slipcover New Jersey in one photo and thirty days later looked like a well-dressed thermometer. - Erma Bombeck

Dawkins considers that all faith is blind faith, and that Christian and Muslim children are brought up to believe unquestioningly. Not even the dim-witted clerics who knocked me about at grammar school thought that. - Terry Eagleton

When you get to heaven God won't ask you why you weren't more like Billy Graham. He may ask you why you weren't more like you. Get in touch with who you are. Lead with your own unique style. Be yourself and let God use you. - Rick Warren

We certainly love the Muslim people. But that is not the faith of this country. And that is not the religion that built this nation. The people of the Christian faith and the Jewish faith are the ones who built America, and it is not Islam. - Franklin Graham

We will stand up for our friends in the world. And one of the most important friends is the State of Israel. My administration will be steadfast in support Israel against terrorism and violence, and in seeking the peace for which all Israelis pray. - George W. Bush

One big advantage a judo player has is they have very good posture and, like wrestlers, they show when they're about to do a take-down, which judo players don't, and so I kind of incorporate the boxing style with a judo grip and finishing that way. - Ronda Rousey

This paranoid Islam, which blames outsider, 'infidels', for all the ills of Muslim societies, and whose proposed remedy is the closing of those societies to the rival project of modernity, is presently the fastest growing version of Islam in the world. - Salman Rushdie

To the Muslim woman, the hijab provides a sense of empowerment. It is a personal decision to dress modestly according to the command of a genderless Creator; to assert pride in self, and embrace one's faith openly, with independence and courageous conviction. - Randa Abdel-Fattah

I'm a firm believer in God himself, but that's as far as I can go. I'm not any denomination. I'm not Catholic or Presbyterian or Baptist or Methodist or Jewish or Muslim. I'm none of those things. And I'm sure that's just fine with God. - Ray Charles

The Muslim world just doesn't believe that skin color is all that important. Obama may be half-black, but he's still all-Western, according to them. It doesn't matter whether you're black, white or green - if you're not a devotee of Muhammad, you don't matter. - Ben Shapiro

A Muslim fanatic and a Christian fanatic, a Jewish fanatic, a secular fanatic, an atheist fanatic, a communist fanatic - all of them are the same. The thinking that, 'If you don't think like me, that if you are not with me, then you are against me;' this is something to condemn. - Marjane Satrapi


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