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Muslim women - fashion gone too far

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How not to dress moderately as a Muslim girl

How not to dress moderately as a Muslim girl
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Figured Bass: Female baritone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now. - Salman Rushdie

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Glamour: The capacity of a woman to get more out of a dress than she puts into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It took one night to get Israel out of Egypt but forty years to get Egypt out of Israel. - George Morrison

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

People with high blood pressure, diabetes - those are conditions brought about by life style. If you change the life style, those conditions will leave. - Dick Gregory

I was raised in a Baptist household, went to a Catholic church, lived in a Jewish neighborhood, and had the biggest crush on the Muslim girls from one neighborhood over. - Will Smith

Switzerland is a small, steep country, much more up and down than sideways, and is all stuck over with large brown hotels built on the cuckoo clock style of architecture. - Ernest Hemingway

Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals. - Will Rogers

The moral equation strongly tells everyone who understands freedom, who understands morality, that Israel is engaging in a just war in defense of its people and its freedom. - George Pataki

The best leaders don't know just one style of leadership - they're skilled at several, and have the flexibility to switch between styles as the circumstances dictate. - David Coleman

And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. - Unknown

Rome is a broken mirror, the falling straps of a dress, a puzzle of astonishing complexity. It is an iceberg floating below our terrace, all its ballasts hidden beneath the surface. - Anthony Doerr

You don't need to be elected to be a leader, you just need to step forward and help your family and community the best way you can. And being yourself is your best leadership style. - Kim Baird

I want my handbags and my shoes to be stylish but I want to make sure that they're versatile. I travel and I have to make sure the pieces I put into my bag can go with a dress or with shorts or jeans. - Maria Sharapova

This paranoid Islam, which blames outsider, 'infidels', for all the ills of Muslim societies, and whose proposed remedy is the closing of those societies to the rival project of modernity, is presently the fastest growing version of Islam in the world. - Salman Rushdie

To the Muslim woman, the hijab provides a sense of empowerment. It is a personal decision to dress modestly according to the command of a genderless Creator; to assert pride in self, and embrace one's faith openly, with independence and courageous conviction. - Randa Abdel-Fattah


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