Satisfactory Shopping
Pleasing the unhappy Australian shopper
Down Under solution for shopper dissatisfaction
QuotaBillsThese are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker
Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell
The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown
Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown
The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy
I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry
I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll