#1 humor site on the 'net

Sail Flight

Playing yacht-sea with a strong wind

Sail Flight thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Racing in the America's Cup international sailing yacht competition

QuotaBills
I have the mouth of a sailor. - Kristen Bell

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb

I'm what you call a Depression sailor. - Ernest Borgnine

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor. - Samuel Butler

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Sometimes you can get so busy trying to be everyone else's anchor that you don't even realize you are actually drowning. - Unknown

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite. - William Shakespeare

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Raxe

Male Multitasker

Fork In The Road

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Goat Trick

Genuine Fake Watches

Onward, My Noble Steed!

Edible Pet Clothing

Texas Diet

Grass Room

Stoolbus

Barn Owl Beauty

Car Elas Sale

Bestist

Cement Truck Lane

Cane Swimmers

Bartender Spill

Angry Mathematician

Matching Receipt

Where Nobody Speeds

A Good Woman

Front Row Seats

Always Full Glass