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Sail Flight

Playing yacht-sea with a strong wind

Sail Flight thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Racing in the America's Cup international sailing yacht competition

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I have the mouth of a sailor. - Kristen Bell

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

I'm what you call a Depression sailor. - Ernest Borgnine

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

One can give advice comfortably from a safe port. - Johann Von Schiller

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H. Spurgeon

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

The Ancient Mariner would not have taken so well if it had been called The Old Sailor. - Samuel Butler

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sail. - John C Maxwell

I'll sail to Ka-Troo. And bring back an It-Kutch a Preep and a Proo. A Nerkle a Nerd and a Seersucker, too. - Theodor Seuss Geisel

Everything happens for a reason, you only need to keep on editing your attitude and gratitude so as to sail through. - Unknown

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

He is the best sailor who can steer within fewest points of the wind, and exact a motive power out of the greatest obstacles. - Henry David Thoreau

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Sometimes you can get so busy trying to be everyone else's anchor that you don't even realize you are actually drowning. - Unknown

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal. - Napoleon Hill

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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