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Safety Nap

Orange road safety cones for those who should know more about safety

Safety Nap thanks to Bill Wellbelove

Conehead: one who takes very Dubm, risky naps

Choosing a precarious place for a rest

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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

My talent: not sleeping at night. - Unknown

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. - Yogi Berra

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Light Sleeper: Someone who naps on the chandelier - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap. - Carrie Snow

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Laziness: the habit of resting before you get tired. - Jules Renard

Bread: 1. Rises without ever sleeping; 2. Raw toast. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito. - Dalai Lama

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

There is no point at which you can say, "Well, I'm successful now, I might as well take a nap." - Carrie Fisher

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward


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