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Higher education in Russia

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University degree granted to a Politburo member in 1925

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Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

There is no education like adversity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

One forgives to the degree that one loves. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

My life feels like a test I didn't study for. - Unknown

Knowledge without education is but armed injustice. - Horace

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. - Winston Churchill

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

Not only education but society as a whole needs deschooling. - Ivan Illich

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect. - Stephen Leacock

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

To resist the frigidity of old age, one must combine the body, the mind, and the heart. And to keep these in parallel vigor one must exercise, study, and love. - Alan Bleasdale

Bullfighting is the only art in which the artist is in danger of death and in which the degree of brilliance in the performance is left to the fighter's honor. - Ernest Hemingway

As an adult and a parent, when I'm not acting, I'm not acting. I'm being a parent, and I'm on the school run, and I'm sewing labels onto socks. - Kate Winslet

If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written the Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause. - Charles Morgan

I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play. - Steve Nash


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