Russian Graduate

Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Show me where Stalin is born, and I'll show you a communist plot. - George S. Kaufman

Test yourself with the impossible, and you will know your capability. - Unknown

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Here is a test to find out whether your mission on earth is finished: If you are alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

To what a degree the same past can leave different marks - and especially admit of different interpretations. - Andre Gide

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Sixty years ago I knew everything. Now I know nothing. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. - George Carlin

If you want to succeed, worry less about what college you get into and more about doing your homework, taking care of your chores and being nice to other people. - Jay Mathews

As an adult and a parent, when I'm not acting, I'm not acting. I'm being a parent, and I'm on the school run, and I'm sewing labels onto socks. - Kate Winslet

Left to ourselves, we might pick the wrong health insurance, the wrong mortgage, the wrong school for our kids; why, unless they stop us, we might pick the wrong light bulb. - Mitch Daniels

I'm a really smart guy. I was a really good student at the best school in the country. The reason I have a little doubt, just a little, is because he grew up and nobody knew him. - Donald Trump

Your education experience, talent intelligence, and financial situations don't matter. The important thing is the direction in which you focus your unique, powerful, creative mind. - Marc Allen

There is nothing, Sir, too little for so little a creature as man. It is by studying little things that we attain the great art of having a little misery and as much happiness as possible. - Samuel Johnson

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most. - Jay Leno