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Higher education in Russia

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University degree granted to a Politburo member in 1925

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There is no education like adversity. - Benjamin Disraeli

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

The giving of love is an education in itself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

My life feels like a test I didn't study for. - Unknown

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised. - Chinua Achebe

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon S Law

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it. - Finley P Dunne

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. - G M Trevelyan

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then do something. Don't just stand there; make something happen. - Lee Iacocca

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

There is not better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. - Jean Giraudoux

To resist the frigidity of old age, one must combine the body, the mind, and the heart. And to keep these in parallel vigor one must exercise, study, and love. - Alan Bleasdale

As an adult and a parent, when I'm not acting, I'm not acting. I'm being a parent, and I'm on the school run, and I'm sewing labels onto socks. - Kate Winslet

School is learning things you don't want to know, surrounded by people you wish you didn't know, while working toward a future you don't know will ever come. - Dave Kellett

Left to ourselves, we might pick the wrong health insurance, the wrong mortgage, the wrong school for our kids; why, unless they stop us, we might pick the wrong light bulb. - Mitch Daniels


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