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Higher education in Russia

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University degree granted to a Politburo member in 1925

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See if he passed the literaracy test. - Archie Bunker

One forgives to the degree that one loves. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised. - Chinua Achebe

There's a good reason why nobody studies history. It just teaches you too much. - Noam Chomsky

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

One of the truest tests of spiritual maturity is seeing the miraculous in the monotonous. - Mark Batterson

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Here is a test to find out whether your mission on earth is finished: If you are alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Even our hardest prayers are easy for the Omnipotent One to answer because there is no degree of difficulty. - Mark Batterson

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. - Bill Vaughan

Blind faith, no matter how passionately expressed, will not suffice. Science for its part will test relentlessly every assumption about the human condition. - E.O. Wilson

To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do for those who study it. - Bertrand Russell

Left to ourselves, we might pick the wrong health insurance, the wrong mortgage, the wrong school for our kids; why, unless they stop us, we might pick the wrong light bulb. - Mitch Daniels

If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams

A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. - Robert M. Pirsig

I'm a really smart guy. I was a really good student at the best school in the country. The reason I have a little doubt, just a little, is because he grew up and nobody knew him. - Donald Trump


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