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University degree granted to a Politburo member in 1925

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The giving of love is an education in itself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Electoral College: Institute of higher yearning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Absolute Zero: The lowest grade you can get on a test - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education. - Chuang-Tzu

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

If you wait until there is another case study in your industry, you will be too late. - Seth Godin

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then do something. Don't just stand there; make something happen. - Lee Iacocca

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. - Dan Quayle

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett

Keep a good attitude and do the right thing even when it's hard. When you do that you are passing the test. And God promises you your marked moments are on their way. - Joel Osteen

Left to ourselves, we might pick the wrong health insurance, the wrong mortgage, the wrong school for our kids; why, unless they stop us, we might pick the wrong light bulb. - Mitch Daniels

Studies of social games, puzzle games, and brain-training games have shown they have little effect on the brain despite often being marketed as improving memory and reaction speeds. - Daphne Bavelier


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