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Higher education in Russia

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University degree granted to a Politburo member in 1925

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There is no education like adversity. - Benjamin Disraeli

See if he passed the literaracy test. - Archie Bunker

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

Not only education but society as a whole needs deschooling. - Ivan Illich

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives. - Robert M Hutchins

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. - G K Chesterton

Stalin didn't write any memoirs. He was too secretive. He was afraid people might read them. - Jonathan Lynn

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett

I suppose it is because nearly all children go to school nowadays and have things arranged for them that they seem so forlornly unable to produce their own ideas. - Agatha Christie

To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do for those who study it. - Bertrand Russell


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