Russian Graduate

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

Not only education but society as a whole needs deschooling. - Ivan Illich

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself. - Robin Williams

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

Yale: 1. A well known Ivy League university; 2. What southern cheerleaders do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it. - Finley P Dunne

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

If I had only three years to serve the Lord, I would spend two of them studying and preparing. - Donald G Barnhouse

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

People have to see that there is a high degree of complexity about belonging to a gang. It's a symptom, not a problem. - Greg Boyle

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Blind faith, no matter how passionately expressed, will not suffice. Science for its part will test relentlessly every assumption about the human condition. - E.O. Wilson

I suppose it is because nearly all children go to school nowadays and have things arranged for them that they seem so forlornly unable to produce their own ideas. - Agatha Christie

School is learning things you don't want to know, surrounded by people you wish you didn't know, while working toward a future you don't know will ever come. - Dave Kellett

My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her. - George Washington

The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most. - Jay Leno