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My back hurts. I think I over-schlepped. - George Carlin

Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. - Phyllis Diller

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back. - Barbara De Angelis

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult

We go back and forth between being time's master and its victim. - James Gleick

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back with a hinge in it. - Charles D. Warner

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

It is very difficult to give away kindness. It keeps coming back to you. - Unknown

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

He who is carried on another's back does not appreciate how far the town is. - African Proverb

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

I'll sail to Ka-Troo. And bring back an It-Kutch a Preep and a Proo. A Nerkle a Nerd and a Seersucker, too. - Theodor Seuss Geisel

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true. - Oscar Wilde

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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