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Go back a little to leap further. - John Clarke

Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

I just want to get back to the shape I'm in now. - Jamie Baulch

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. - The Godfather Part III

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. - Phyllis Diller

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

He who has satisfied his thirst turns his back on the well. - Baltasar Gracian

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

You are important enough to ask and you are blessed enough to receive back. - Wayne Dyer

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you. - Unknown

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

I can't turn the clock back but I can seek the forgiveness of those I've wronged. - Richard Coles

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. - Maria Robinson

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

It is always the case that when the Christian looks back, he is looking at the forgiveness of sins. - Karl Barth

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going back and beginning all over again. - Andre Gide

When you're my age, you just never risk being ill - because then everyone says, "Oh, he's done for." - John Gielgud

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

If you absolutely can't stay positive, don't go negative, just cruise neutral for a while until you can get back up. - Terri Guillemets

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

Our pathways often twist through stormy landscapes; but when we look back, we'll see a thousand miles of miracles and answered prayers. - David Jeremiah

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

So many bad things have happened to them that they can't trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. - Wally Lamb

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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