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Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Quinctilius Varus, give me back my legions. - Augustus

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

The genie can't be pushed back into the bottle. - David N Leff

If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you. - Groucho Marx

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO. - Archie Bunker

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

Four things come not back: the spoken word, the sped arrow, time past, the neglected opportunity. - Omar Ibnal-Halif

The everyday kindness of the back roads more than makes up for the acts of greed in the headlines. - Charles Kuralt

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

As it is more blessed to give than receive, so it must be more blessed to receive than to give back. - Robert Frost

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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