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I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

To look back is to relax one's vigil. - Bette Davis

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

The genie can't be pushed back into the bottle. - David N Leff

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back. - Karl Pilkington

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Carpenter: 1. A guy who nails down his agreement; 2. A shelf made man. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A philanthropist is a man who gives away what he should be giving back. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is an echo. What you send out, you get back. What you give, you get. - Unknown

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

A mind that is stretched by new experiences can never go back to its old dimensions. - Oliver W. Holmes Jr.

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

Assume any career move you make won't go smoothly. They won't. But don't look back. - Andy Grove

I can't go back and change the beginning, but I can start where I am and change the ending. - C S Lewis

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle. - Jack Paar

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it, except they keep coming back. - Will Rogers

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. - H L Mencken

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

You do what you can for as long as you can, and when you finally can't you do the next best thing. You back up, but you don't give up. - Chuck Yeager

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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