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The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

Quinctilius Varus, give me back my legions. - Augustus

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

The genie can't be pushed back into the bottle. - David N Leff

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. - Phyllis Diller

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

He'll be coming back and back and back, like a chronicle rash. - Archie Bunker

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community. - E.W. Howe

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk. - Soren Kierkegaard

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

Will you look back on life and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did it'? - Zig Ziglar

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

The everyday kindness of the back roads more than makes up for the acts of greed in the headlines. - Charles Kuralt

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

A good use for me is to let me go away with my sewing machine and come back with some really new stuff. - Betsey Johnson

For every minute you are angry with someone, you lose 60 seconds of happiness that you can never get back. - Unknown

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now. - Marie Osmond

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone