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I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

When I die, I want to come back as Bobby Layne's chauffeur. - Don Meredith

You can't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again. - Bonnie Prudden

The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

We go back and forth between being time's master and its victim. - James Gleick

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway. - Homer Simpson

Its the name on the front of the jersey that matters most, not the one on the back. - Joe Paterno

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle. - Jack Paar

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

It is always the case that when the Christian looks back, he is looking at the forgiveness of sins. - Karl Barth

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

The problem with being Irish is having 'Riverdance' on your back. It's a burden at times. - Roddy Doyle

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Gardening: 1. A matter of enthusiasm holding up until your back gets used to it; 2. Man's effort to improve his lot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin


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