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Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Pain and suffering are God's megaphone. - C S Lewis

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you. - Satchel Paige

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

I gave you my heart, I just didn't expect to get it back in pieces. - Unknown

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

To be able to look back upon one's life in satisfaction, is to live twice. - Kahlil Gibran

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

If you are not willing to risk the unusual, you will have to settle for the ordinary. - Jim Rohn

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. - Unknown

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

Assume any career move you make won't go smoothly. They won't. But don't look back. - Andy Grove

I can't go back and change the beginning, but I can start where I am and change the ending. - C S Lewis

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

You live in a community. You take something out of the community, you've got to put something back into the community. - Joe Segal

If you absolutely can't stay positive, don't go negative, just cruise neutral for a while until you can get back up. - Terri Guillemets

Life is always walking up to us and saying, "Come on in, the living's fine," and what do we do? Back off and take its picture. - Russell Baker

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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