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The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

I just want to get back to the shape I'm in now. - Jamie Baulch

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

You are important enough to ask and you are blessed enough to receive back. - Wayne Dyer

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

To be able to look back upon one's life in satisfaction, is to live twice. - Kahlil Gibran

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

When a person slaps you on the back, he may be trying to help you swallow something. - Amish Saying

You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander. I am here to put you back on schedule. - Darth Vader

I can't turn the clock back but I can seek the forgiveness of those I've wronged. - Richard Coles

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

The everyday kindness of the back roads more than makes up for the acts of greed in the headlines. - Charles Kuralt

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Say what you will about the ten commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. - H L Mencken

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

Our pathways often twist through stormy landscapes; but when we look back, we'll see a thousand miles of miracles and answered prayers. - David Jeremiah

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim


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