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Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you. - Groucho Marx

Elastic Band: An old rock group that keeps bouncing back - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

What I know for sure is that what you give comes back to you. - Oprah Winfrey

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

I have wings on the back of my shoulders and I'm ready to fly. - Pamela Laskin

I gave you my heart, I just didn't expect to get it back in pieces. - Unknown

The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you. Don't go back to sleep. - Rumi

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Life is an echo. What you send out, you get back. What you give, you get. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. - H.R. Haldeman

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

I can't turn the clock back but I can seek the forgiveness of those I've wronged. - Richard Coles

That's what Abel was saying when he got it in the back from his own brother with a cane. - Archie Bunker

Twists are wonderful for whittling your waist, stretching your back, and detoxifying the body. - Mandy Ingber

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing. - Denis Waitley

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

It is perfectly monstrous the way people go about nowadays saying things against one, behind one's back, that are absolutely and entirely true. - Oscar Wilde

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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