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I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back. - Richard Lewis

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Life is an echo. What you send out, you get back. What you give, you get. - Unknown

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back. - Steven Wright

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth... think of algebra. - Will Rogers

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

Twists are wonderful for whittling your waist, stretching your back, and detoxifying the body. - Mandy Ingber

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. - Maria Robinson

Will you look back on life and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did it'? - Zig Ziglar

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different. - C S Lewis

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov

Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing. - Denis Waitley

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Our pathways often twist through stormy landscapes; but when we look back, we'll see a thousand miles of miracles and answered prayers. - David Jeremiah

You do what you can for as long as you can, and when you finally can't you do the next best thing. You back up, but you don't give up. - Chuck Yeager

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams


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