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I remixed a remix. It was back to normal. - Mitch Hedberg

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

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To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back. - Karl Pilkington

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't. - Unknown

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad. - Donald Trump

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

You might be on the back nine of life, but it's good to finish strong. - Unknown

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T S Eliot

He who is carried on another's back does not appreciate how far the town is. - African Proverb

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you. - Unknown

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

The problem with being Irish is having 'Riverdance' on your back. It's a burden at times. - Roddy Doyle

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. - Carl Bard

I'll sail to Ka-Troo. And bring back an It-Kutch a Preep and a Proo. A Nerkle a Nerd and a Seersucker, too. - Theodor Seuss Geisel

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, furn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

It's impossible to give without having it come back to you. And it's impossible to keep what you won't give away. - Unknown

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle