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Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson
My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen
So we get the chinks we will bear the stinks. - English Proverb
I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury
Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. - Winston Churchill
The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner
You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO. - Archie Bunker
If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova
It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh
Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller
If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost
Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown
The chief aim of wisdom is to enable one to bear with the stupidity of the ignorant. - Winston Churchill
Sometimes I question my sanity, but the unicorn and gummy bears told me I'm fine! - Muppets
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis
I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman
Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton
I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright