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Ruling On Criticism

Who rules over you?

Ruling On Criticism thanks to Voltaire

Known by his nom de plume Voltaire, Francois-Marie Arouet (1694 - 1778) was a French Enlightenment writer, historian, and philosopher famous for his wit, his attacks on the established Catholic Church, and his advocacy of freedom of religion, freedom of expression, and separation of church and state

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Freedom lies in being bold. - Robert Frost

A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

Forgetfulness is a form of freedom. - Kahlil Gibran

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Francis Bacon

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia

Free speech is a great idea, but we're in a war. - Lindsey Graham

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. - A.J. Liebling

A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras

All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost

A sage thing is timely silence, and better than any speech. - Plutarch

The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession. - Mark Twain

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. - William Wallace

When people are proud of their speech, be proud of your silence. - Luqman

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

Slaves who are disabled from working shall be provided for by their masters. - Unknown

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

We are living in the excesses of freedom. Just take a look at 42nd Street and Broadway. - Will Durant

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Freedom in general may be defined as the absence of obstacles to the realization of desires. - Bertrand Russell

There is freedom in forgiveness, and it's not that hard to do once you get into the habit. - Dana Perino

Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. - Unknown

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

The trouble with many critics is that they tell you what should be in situations they never have been in themselves. - Unknown

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

Doing and saying the right thing are not sufficient. Doing the right thing in the right way and with the person's comfort in mind is critical. - Ravi Zacharias

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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