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Roof Top Races

How to get high while racing your street motorcycle

Roof Top Races thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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