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Roof Top Races

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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

It's the steady, quiet, plodding ones who win in the lifelong race. - Robert W Service

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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