Roof Top Races

Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Be not proud of race, face, place, or grace. - Charles Spurgeon

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

Don't overestimate the decency of the human race. - H L Mencken

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio