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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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