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Road Directions in Tibet

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Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

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Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

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Leave the roads; take the trails. - Pythagoras

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Happiness is a direction, not a place. - Sydney J Harris

There are no old roads to new directions. - Unknown

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

The mind moves in the direction of our currently dominant thoughts. - Earl Nightingale

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. - Al Bernstein

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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