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Road Directions in Tibet

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Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

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Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

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Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Happiness is a direction, not a place. - Sydney J Harris

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

There are no old roads to new directions. - Unknown

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Your heart knows the way. Run in that direction. - Unknown

The open door does not necessarily mean the easy pathway. - G. Campbell Morgan

You have to sniff out joy. Keep your nose to the joy trail. - Buffy Sainte-Marie

I dreamed a thousand new paths... I woke and walked my old one. - Chinese Proverb

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley. - Theodore Roethke

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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