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Road Directions in Tibet

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Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

Road signs for leery hikers

Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

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Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

There are no old roads to new directions. - Unknown

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

The open door does not necessarily mean the easy pathway. - G. Campbell Morgan

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Virture offers the only path in this life that leads to tranquility. - Juvenal

Don't follow the path. Go where there is no path and begin the trail. - Ruby Bridges

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley. - Theodore Roethke

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

So the vandals, having wrested Libya from the Romans in this way, made it their own. - Procopius

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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