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Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

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Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Proverb

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Happiness is a direction, not a place. - Sydney J Harris

Vertigo: How foreigners ask for directions - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

People think because I'm shaped this way, I'm scandalous. - Jennifer Lopez

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

Virture offers the only path in this life that leads to tranquility. - Juvenal

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. - Al Bernstein

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

So the vandals, having wrested Libya from the Romans in this way, made it their own. - Procopius

The best way to find out whether you're on the right path? Stop looking at the path. - Marcus Buckingham

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco

Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli


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