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Road Directions in Tibet

This way or that way?

Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

Road signs for leery hikers

Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Proverb

Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

There are no old roads to new directions. - Unknown

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over. - Yiddish Proverb

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo. - Unknown

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

Over every mountain there is a path, although it may not be seen from the valley. - Theodore Roethke

My career was spluttering until I did a 360 and got headed in the right direction. - Tracy McGrady

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

So the vandals, having wrested Libya from the Romans in this way, made it their own. - Procopius

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The best way to find out whether you're on the right path? Stop looking at the path. - Marcus Buckingham

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I’m afraid it’s heading in the wrong direction. - Ogden Nash

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Recognize that throughout this beautiful day,you have an incredible amount of opportunities to move your life into the direction you want it to go. - Steve Maraboli


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