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Road Directions in Tibet

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Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

Road signs for leery hikers

Road Directions in Tibet thanks to Roy Turkington

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Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

The wisest men follow their own direction. - Euripides

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

The open door does not necessarily mean the easy pathway. - G. Campbell Morgan

If all pulled in one direction, the world would keel over. - Yiddish Proverb

You have to sniff out joy. Keep your nose to the joy trail. - Buffy Sainte-Marie

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction. - General Douglas MacArthur

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

By the pricking of my thumbs
Something wicked this way comes - William Shaespeare

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Lack of direction, not lack of time, is the problem. We all have twenty-four hour days. - Zig Ziglar

As long as we have hope, we have direction, the energy to move, and the map to move by. - Hong Kong Proverb

The best way to find out whether you're on the right path? Stop looking at the path. - Marcus Buckingham

The specialist is too commonly hypertrophied in one direction and atrophied in all the rest. - Martin H. Fischer

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

The resurrection gives my life meaning and direction and the opportunity to start over no matter what my circumstances. - Robert Flatt

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

It is important to expect nothing, to take every experience, including the negative ones, as merely steps on the path, and to proceed. - Ram Dass

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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