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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

When I dare to be powerful, to use my strength in the service of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid. - Audre Lorde

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono


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