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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

The Good of man is the active exercise of his soul's faculties in conformity with excellence or virtue. - Aristotle

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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