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We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha


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