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Trail of Tears

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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