Sugar content in drinks... Reassessing your daily intake of calories
Looks like someone forgot to take the sugar out of the water!
QuotaBillsWe sugar coat everything. - Unknown
Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon
My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown
Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde
Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson
Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan
Sometimes too much drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
I'd stop drinking but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck
Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell
I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek
If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. - Henny Youngman
Kindness is like sugar, It makes life taste a little sweeter. - Unknown
Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness. - Sir Walter Scott
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout
I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista
Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan
Drinking gives one a very clear sense of who's to blame for everything. - Unknown
Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso
No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides
Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink. - Unknown
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields
I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor
He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers
Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton
I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey
An old timer is one who remembers when we counted our blessings instead of our calories. - Unknown
I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields
I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams
Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang
Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn
Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen
Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons
I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin
During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo
I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver
When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb
Resentment is like a glass of poison that a man drinks; then he sits down and waits for his enemy to die. - Nelson Mandela
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski
I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin
I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner
Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney
It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie
Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain
I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala
Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker
The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com