Sugar content in drinks... Reassessing your daily intake of calories
Looks like someone forgot to take the sugar out of the water!
QuotaBillsCrowbar: Where birds can get a drink. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon
My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown
Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau
I drink to make other people interesting. - Groucho Marx
Sometimes too much drink is barely enough. - Mark Twain
My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn
I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m. - WC Fields
Zigzag: The shortest distance between two drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A spoon full of insulin helps the sugar go down. - Unknown
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck
Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham
If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu
Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown
Of all vices, drinking is the most incompatible with greatness. - Sir Walter Scott
The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields
Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown
Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield
A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15
Drinking gives one a very clear sense of who's to blame for everything. - Unknown
No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides
Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray
The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood
I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar
I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift
One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. - Nancy Astor
He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey
Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton
I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh
An old timer is one who remembers when we counted our blessings instead of our calories. - Unknown
Past is dead. Future is uncertain. Present is all you have, so eat, drink and live merry. - Albert Einstein
I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns
I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams
Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman
Don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times. - WC Fields
I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver
When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb
The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan
When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling
My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman
While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal
Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne
I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski
Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin
If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor
It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie
Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what a quote was. I thought it was some kind of a soft drink. - Joe DiMaggio
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain
A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron
Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker
A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright
My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield
When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com