Restored Beauty
Putting your best face forward
Personal stories of people who fought cancer at Cancer Treatment Centers in North America
QuotaBillsCaring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson
He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare
An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl
I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown
Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman
I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians. - Alexander The Great
A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb
Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge
There's one good thing about being bald: it's neat. - Milton Berle
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton
Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown
You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic
To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx
The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying
I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold
Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser
The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein
The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine
Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons
We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes
I blinked and I cured my brain. That's how. Everybody has the power. Can't is the cancer of happen. - Charlie Sheen
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer
The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen
Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden
The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick
'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. - George Carlin
Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman
Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal.
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