Restored Beauty
Putting your best face forward
Personal stories of people who fought cancer at Cancer Treatment Centers in North America
QuotaBillsDr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken
Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous
A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb
Brain: An apparatus with which we think we think. - Ambrose Bierce
Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito
No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb
Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown
A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets
A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier
Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono
Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan
I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi
The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb
A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker
Barium: 1. What Doctors do when treatment fails; 2. What you do when CPR fails. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield
My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer
I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne
The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown
You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick
Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci
The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer
A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer
The brain is not a bag of traits. It's startlingly complex. There are few or no single genes with a consistent effect on the mind. - Steven Pinker
Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller
One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler