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Restaurant Wait-er

Been waiting in line a long time?

Restaurant Wait-er thanks to joe-kster

Waiting in line at a DFW airport restaurant can be exhausting

How to satisfy your hunger at a seat-yourself Dallas Airport restaurant

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They also serve who only stand and wait. - John Milton

Personally, I'm waiting for caller IQ. - Sandra Bernhard

Do not wait for the last judgment. It comes every day. - Albert Camus

Between the wish and the thing the world lies waiting. - Cormac McCarthy

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

Sour Kraut: Unhappy with the fare in the Berlin restaurant - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Being on a tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. - Karl Wallenda

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die. - Malachy McCourt

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. - Fran Lebowitz

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle. - Abraham Lincoln

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

There are two things in life that cannot wait: fulfilling filial piety and doing good deeds. - Unknown

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So get on your way! - Dr. Seuss

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

There are two kinds of people in one's life - people whom one keeps waiting, and the people for whom one waits. - Unknown

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till it be digested, and then amusement will dissipate the remains of it. - Samuel Johnson

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray


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