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Restaurant Wait-er

Been waiting in line a long time?

Restaurant Wait-er thanks to joe-kster

Waiting in line at a DFW airport restaurant can be exhausting

How to satisfy your hunger at a seat-yourself Dallas Airport restaurant

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They also serve who only stand and wait. - John Milton

Wait for the wisest of counselors, time. - Pericles

I'm confused, oh wait, maybe I'm not. - Unknown

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

If you wait, all that happens is that you get older. - Larry McMurtry

Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. - Leo Tolstoy

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. - Carl Sagan

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come. - Lee Iacocca

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

I have observed that there are more lines formed than things worth waiting for. - Robert Brault

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle. - Abraham Lincoln

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - W.M. Lewis

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them great. - Orison Swett Marden

There are two things in life that cannot wait: fulfilling filial piety and doing good deeds. - Unknown

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So get on your way! - Dr. Seuss

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

There are two kinds of people in one's life - people whom one keeps waiting, and the people for whom one waits. - Unknown

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

With such riches as I have in life, you're always nervous. Being Irish, you're waiting for something to knock it sideways. - Pierce Brosnan

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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