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Restaurant Wait-er

Been waiting in line a long time?

Restaurant Wait-er thanks to joe-kster

Waiting in line at a DFW airport restaurant can be exhausting

How to satisfy your hunger at a seat-yourself Dallas Airport restaurant

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Life is too short to wait. - Unknown

Time and tide wait for no man. - Geoffrey Chaucer

The mistakes are all waiting to be made. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

Personally, I'm waiting for caller IQ. - Sandra Bernhard

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

If you wait, all that happens is that you get older. - Larry McMurtry

Between the wish and the thing the world lies waiting. - Cormac McCarthy

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

Optimism doesn't wait on facts. It deals with prospects. - Norman Cousins

Trust the wait. Embrace the uncertainty. Enjoy the beauty of becoming. - Unknown

I don't wait for the calendar to figure out when I should live life. - Gene Simmons

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. - Fran Lebowitz

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. - Bertrand Russell

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - W.M. Lewis

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them great. - Orison Swett Marden

Patience is not simply the ability to wait - it's how we behave while we're waiting. - Joyce Meyer

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

The world is more malleable than you think and it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape. - Bono

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready. - Henry David Thoreau

Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people. - Ian Desabrais

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus

Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek. - Barack Obama


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