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Restaurant Wait-er

Been waiting in line a long time?

Restaurant Wait-er thanks to joe-kster

Waiting in line at a DFW airport restaurant can be exhausting

How to satisfy your hunger at a seat-yourself Dallas Airport restaurant

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Life is too short to wait. - Unknown

Time and tide wait for no man. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. - Leo Tolstoy

Between the wish and the thing the world lies waiting. - Cormac McCarthy

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. - Carl Sagan

You can't wait to buy a parachute when you need one. - Unknown

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life. - Oscar Wilde

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Resentment is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die. - Malachy McCourt

I have observed that there are more lines formed than things worth waiting for. - Robert Brault

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle. - Abraham Lincoln

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented. - R Buckminster Fuller

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - W.M. Lewis

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Don't wait for extraordinary opportunities. Seize common occasions and make them great. - Orison Swett Marden

The things that come to those who wait may be the things left by those who got there first. - Unknown

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

Good things come to people who wait, but better things come to those who go out and get them. - Unknown

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. - Anne Frank

You're off to Great Places! Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, So get on your way! - Dr. Seuss

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

Stop waiting for the right person to come into your life. Be the right person to come into someone else's life. - Unknown

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

With such riches as I have in life, you're always nervous. Being Irish, you're waiting for something to knock it sideways. - Pierce Brosnan

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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