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Reflect Home

Is your home a reflection of you?

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Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

Clinic: House of pill repute. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears. - Nelson Mandela

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

I just heard from Bill Bailey. He's not coming home. - Henny Youngman

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

No one is more liable to make mistakes than the man who acts only on reflection. - Vauvenargues

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

Follow effective action with quiet reflection. From the quiet reflection will come even more effective action. - Peter F Drucker

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The primary purpose of a home is to reflect and to distribute the love of Christ. Anything that usurps that is idolatrous. - Ravi Zacharias

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock. - Ronald Reagan

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren


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