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Reflect Home

Is your home a reflection of you?

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Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Wherever you are is my home - my only home. - Charlotte Bronte

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

I have put out my books and now my house has a soul. - Cicero

Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. - George Carlin

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

At the sum of all fears, the only thing that is painted... is a reflection of you. - Lionel Suggs

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

Leap year gives me extra time to reflect on how unproductive I am with extra time. - Homer Simpson

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

There is no place like home when the people who live there make 'building one another' their highest priority. - Gordon MacDonald

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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