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Reflect Home

Is your home a reflection of you?

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Chewie, we're home. - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

He that will not reflect is a ruined man. - Asian Proverb

A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Go big or go home. Because it's true. What do you have to lose? - Eliza Dushku

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in. - Robert Frost

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

At the sum of all fears, the only thing that is painted... is a reflection of you. - Lionel Suggs

So finally, the great Jefferson, who always reclined to cross my freshhold is into the house. - Archie Bunker

Maybe more youngsters would stay home at nights if they were not afraid to stay alone at nights. - Herbert Prochnow

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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