Redneck Waterslide
Some inflatable water slides include roof shingles
Bubba enjoys his extreme home waterslide
QuotaBillsWater rusts pipes. - WC Fields
Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo
Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin
Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb
Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown
Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns
The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy
Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton
You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown
Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields
Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias
Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields
Gardening requires lots of water, most of it in the form of perspiration. - Lou Erickson
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar
I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers
Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha
It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett
Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown
What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid
If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard
For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood
Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson