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Redneck Waterslide

Some inflatable water slides include roof shingles

Redneck Waterslide thanks to Mike King

Bubba enjoys his extreme home waterslide

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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Mark Twain

Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts

Like water, we are truest to our nature in repose. - Cyril Connolly

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

When in doubt as to the applicability of a disinfectant, use soap and water. - Martin H. Fischer

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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