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Redneck Water Barge

Bubba shares a few Barge Brewskie with his friends

Redneck Water Barge thanks to Mike King

Life at its best on a Redneck House Boat

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Save water - drink vodka. - Unknown

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. - Mitch Hedberg

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Memory is a net: one finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles of water have run through it without sticking. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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