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Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In LA, I live on sushi or salad. - Denise Van Outen

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

Sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. - Kate Beckinsale

We've got a name for sushi in Georgia... bait. - Blake Clark

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

Faith is the small mustard seed of opportunities every day. - Mark Batterson

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

In Japanese sushi restaurants, a lot of sushi chefs talk too much. - Masa Takayama

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

Sergio Leone was a big influence on me because of the spaghetti westerns. - Quentin Tarantino

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad thing. - Haruki Murakami

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. - Sophia Loren

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

My favorite thing is Spaghetti with white clam sauce anywhere on the Amalfi Coast or the Tuscan Coast. - Todd English

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. - Rick Lantern

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

I cook a lot of Italian food. Bucatini Pomodoro is my best: it's a fat spaghetti with tomato, olive oil, and reminds me of getting married in Italy. - Bill Rancic

One student was mixing my yoga up with other kinds, and I said, 'No, you cannot do that.' You cannot put calamari in the sushi and call it sushi. - Bikram Choudhury

Aphorisms are food for thought - like sushi, they come in small portions that are both delicious and exquisitely formed. And, like sushi, I can never get enough. - James Geary

When I am listening to Vivaldi or Japanese music or making spaghetti at 3 in the morning and realize that I don't have the proper sauce for it, fame is of no use. - Saul Leiter

I'm Italian, but my family isn't stereotypical. I only have one sister and we don't yell or throw pasta at each other. My mother doesn't even have a secret spaghetti sauce recipe. - Jennifer Esposito

I always have parmigiano-reggiano, olive oil and pasta at home. When people get sick, they want chicken soup; I want spaghetti with parmesan cheese, olive oil and a bit of lemon zest. It makes me feel better every time. - Isabella Rossellini


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