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I'm obsessed with sushi. - Emma Roberts

In LA, I live on sushi or salad. - Denise Van Outen

Everything you see I owe to spaghetti. - Sophia Loren

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

I don't eat sushi, but I eat cooked meat. - Drake Bell

We've got a name for sushi in Georgia... bait. - Blake Clark

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

In Japanese sushi restaurants, a lot of sushi chefs talk too much. - Masa Takayama

I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I am a genre lover - everything from spaghetti western to samurai movies. - Quentin Tarantino

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad thing. - Haruki Murakami

Spaghetti can be eaten most successfully if you inhale it like a vacuum cleaner. - Sophia Loren

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

On our own, we are marshmallows and dried spaghetti, but together we can become something bigger. - C.B. Cook

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

My favorite thing is Spaghetti with white clam sauce anywhere on the Amalfi Coast or the Tuscan Coast. - Todd English

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

One of my favorite things to make is homemade sushi. I know how to make the rolls and it's really fun to do. - Carly Rae Jepsen

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I felt I'd earned the Good Housekeeping Seal when I designed an oval-shaped spaghetti pot, because spaghetti is long. - Rachael Ray

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

I cook a lot of Italian food. Bucatini Pomodoro is my best: it's a fat spaghetti with tomato, olive oil, and reminds me of getting married in Italy. - Bill Rancic

Aphorisms are food for thought - like sushi, they come in small portions that are both delicious and exquisitely formed. And, like sushi, I can never get enough. - James Geary

When I am listening to Vivaldi or Japanese music or making spaghetti at 3 in the morning and realize that I don't have the proper sauce for it, fame is of no use. - Saul Leiter

I'm Italian, but my family isn't stereotypical. I only have one sister and we don't yell or throw pasta at each other. My mother doesn't even have a secret spaghetti sauce recipe. - Jennifer Esposito


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