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Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In LA, I live on sushi or salad. - Denise Van Outen

I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: Bait. - Jose Simon

Sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. - Kate Beckinsale

We've got a name for sushi in Georgia... bait. - Blake Clark

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

In Japanese sushi restaurants, a lot of sushi chefs talk too much. - Masa Takayama

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

Sergio Leone was a big influence on me because of the spaghetti westerns. - Quentin Tarantino

I am a genre lover - everything from spaghetti western to samurai movies. - Quentin Tarantino

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad thing. - Haruki Murakami

We'll have a big bowl of spaghetti and a plate of some of that veal scallopeepee. - Archie Bunker

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I do know what my first meal in the next world would be: Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, heavy on everything. - Rachael Ray

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

One of my favorite things to make is homemade sushi. I know how to make the rolls and it's really fun to do. - Carly Rae Jepsen

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I felt I'd earned the Good Housekeeping Seal when I designed an oval-shaped spaghetti pot, because spaghetti is long. - Rachael Ray

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

My girlfriend wants me to stain the new wooden fence in her backyard. So I'm going to eat spaghetti over it for a few weeks. - Rick Lantern

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

I cook a lot of Italian food. Bucatini Pomodoro is my best: it's a fat spaghetti with tomato, olive oil, and reminds me of getting married in Italy. - Bill Rancic

One student was mixing my yoga up with other kinds, and I said, 'No, you cannot do that.' You cannot put calamari in the sushi and call it sushi. - Bikram Choudhury

Aphorisms are food for thought - like sushi, they come in small portions that are both delicious and exquisitely formed. And, like sushi, I can never get enough. - James Geary

When I am listening to Vivaldi or Japanese music or making spaghetti at 3 in the morning and realize that I don't have the proper sauce for it, fame is of no use. - Saul Leiter

I'm Italian, but my family isn't stereotypical. I only have one sister and we don't yell or throw pasta at each other. My mother doesn't even have a secret spaghetti sauce recipe. - Jennifer Esposito


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