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Mandals: Sandals for men - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday? - Sherley Mondesir-Prescott

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

He that waits for a dead man's shoes may long go barefoot. - French Proverb

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

Ambition has one heel nailed in well, though she stretches her fingers to touch the heavens. - Lao Tzu

It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe. - Muhammad Ali

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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