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Redneck Porch

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A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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