Redneck Porch
Bubba's portable BBQ fits on his portable deck
Porch and patio design for Rednecks
QuotaBillsA hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright
Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale
Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards
Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown
My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
You got to have smelt a lot of mule manure before you can sing like a hillbilly. - Hank Williams
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com