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Handkerchief: Cold storage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Some injuries heal more quickly if you keep moving. - Nick Vujicic

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

After all, it's only moving shadows on a silver screen. - Richard Fleischer

Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

I don't eat junk foods and I don't think junk thoughts. - Peace Pilgrim

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

When you do things from your soul, you feel a river moving in you, a joy. - Rumi

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving. - Oliver Wendell-Holmes

Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's not about how hard you can hit; it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. - Rocky Balboa

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

Progress is a tide. If we stand still we will surely be drowned. To stay on the crest, we have to keep moving. - Harold Mayfield

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

Say no to the things that keep you on a certain level and say yes to the things that will help you keep moving on. - Brian Honigman

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on. - Oprah Winfrey

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

The technology keeps moving forward, which makes it easier for the artists to tell their stories and paint the pictures they want. - George Lucas

I'm a storyteller - that's the chief function of a director. And they're moving pictures, let's make 'em move! - Howard Hawks

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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