Redneck Hayride

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller