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Redneck Hayride

Bubba doubles as an Amish chauffeur in his spare time

Redneck Hayride thanks to Stan Krause

Travel plans for Amish and Redneck deluxe holidays

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If it swells, ride it! - Unknown

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

The patient always lies on the couch. - Unknown

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Gentleman Farmer: One who has more hay in the bank thank in the barn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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