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Redneck Candle

Lighting up Bubba's house with Crisco shortening

Redneck Candle thanks to Mike King

An en-lightening way to Light Up your Redneck House

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Count of Monte Crisco - Archie Bunker

What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

There is no success without hardship. - Sophocles

Anger blows out the candle of the mind. - Robert G Ingersoll

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Most churches don't have a theology problem; they have a passion problem. - Gerald Brooks

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Success is more permanent when you achieve it without destroying your principles. - Walter Cronkite

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

Do something you really like, and hopefully it pays the rent. That's success. - Tom Petty

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Enthusiasm creates a current in everyone it touches. It turns an ordinary person into a crusader. - F.D. Van Amburgh

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added. - Ronald Reagan

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

Failure isn't so bad if it doesn't attack the heart. Success is all right if it doesn't go to the head. - John C Maxwell

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can be trusted to speak the truth. - Arthur Balfour

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou


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