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Redneck Candle

Lighting up Bubba's house with Crisco shortening

Redneck Candle thanks to Mike King

An en-lightening way to Light Up your Redneck House

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Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I never dreamed about success, I worked for it. - Estee Lauder

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

There are two kinds of success: initial and ultimate. - Winston Churchill

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Success is counted sweetest by those who never succeed. - Emily Dickinson

Success is that old ABC - ability, breaks, and courage. - Charles Luckman

If you have no critics you'll likely have no success. - Malcolm X

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells. - Elizabeth Taylor

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Crimes of logic can be more catastrophic for humanity than crimes of passion. - Ravi Zacharias

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure. - Confucius

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success. - Stephen Covey

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

He who tells a lie, is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes; for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one. - Alexander Pope

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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