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Redneck Candle

Lighting up Bubba's house with Crisco shortening

Redneck Candle thanks to Mike King

An en-lightening way to Light Up your Redneck House

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

Anger blows out the candle of the mind. - Robert G Ingersoll

Failure is success if we learn from it. - Malcolm Forbes

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

It is difficult to lay aside a confirmed passion. - Catullus

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep. - Walter Scott

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world. - Lily Tomlin

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

The height of your persistence will decide the height of your success. - Unknown

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Crimes of logic can be more catastrophic for humanity than crimes of passion. - Ravi Zacharias

In a balanced organization, working towards a common objective, there is success. - Arthur Helps

If you worry about yesterday's failures, then today's successes will be few. - Unknown

Success is a two-bladed golden sword - it knights one and stabs one at the same time. - Mae West

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. - Danny Thomas

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho

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