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Redneck Candle

Lighting up Bubba's house with Crisco shortening

Redneck Candle thanks to Mike King

An en-lightening way to Light Up your Redneck House

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

A poor joke must invent its own laughter. - Latin Proverb

Human success is a quotation from overhead. - Charles H. Parkhurst

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

Success is counted sweetest by those who never succeed. - Emily Dickinson

The success and the failure are not my concern, but His. - Joseph B Lightfoot

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. - Florence Nightingale

It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan

The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents. - Salvador Dali

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Do something you really like, and hopefully it pays the rent. That's success. - Tom Petty

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan

A sentimentalist is simply one who desires to have the luxury of an emotion without paying for it. - Oscar Wilde

Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure. - Confucius

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten? - Logan P Smith

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it. Success is shy; it won't come out while you're watching. - Tennessee Williams

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

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