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Redneck Candle

Lighting up Bubba's house with Crisco shortening

Redneck Candle thanks to Mike King

An en-lightening way to Light Up your Redneck House

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What some invent the rest enlarge. - Jonathan Swift

Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Success is dependent on the glands - the sweat glands. - Zig Ziglar

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? - Jerry Seinfeld

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion. - Georg W.F. Hegel

Success comes when people act together; failure tends to happen alone. - Deepak Chopra

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

I don't judge success by what I once did, but by what I keep doing. - Johnny Kelley

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

You can have 10,000 explanations for failure, but no good explanation for success. - Paulo Coelho

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Order, unity, and continuity are human inventions, just as truly as catalogues and encyclopedias. - Bertrand Russell

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one. - Mary Kay Ash

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Happiness must happen, and the same holds for success: you have to let it happen by not caring about it. - Viktor Frankl

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

Before you are a leader, success is all about growing yourself. When you become a leader, success is all about growing others. - Jack Welch

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide


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