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Redneck Candle

Lighting up Bubba's house with Crisco shortening

Redneck Candle thanks to Mike King

An en-lightening way to Light Up your Redneck House

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Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Success is not forever, and failure's not fatal. - Don Shula

Believing in yourself is the first secret to success. - Unknown

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success. - Zig Ziglar

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much. - Unknown

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

The first and most important step toward success is the feeling that we can succeed. - Nelson Boswell

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

The trouble with success is that the formula is the same as the one for a nervous breakdown. - Executive Digest

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search, or struggle. Just be. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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