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Redneck Candle

Lighting up Bubba's house with Crisco shortening

Redneck Candle thanks to Mike King

An en-lightening way to Light Up your Redneck House

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I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

Failure is success in progress. - Albert Einstein

Anger blows out the candle of the mind. - Robert G Ingersoll

Failure is success if we learn from it. - Malcolm Forbes

Success is the ability to rise above principle. - Gerald Barzan

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Success is the progressive realization of a worthy goal or ideal. - Earl Nightingale

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. - Dale Carnegie

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. - Charles Schwab

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Passion: A persistent preoccupation with an idea your boss considers unreasonable - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove

Try not to become a person of success, but rather try to become a person of value. - Albert Einstein

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Success is most often achieved by those who don’t know that failure is inevitable. - Coco Chanel

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

A constant struggle, a ceaseless battle to bring success from inhospitable surroundings, is the price of all great achievements. - Orison Swett Marden

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives. - Newell D. Hillis

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too. - Paulo Coelho


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