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Redneck Bucket List thanks to Mike King

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

The last thing I want to do is hurt you but it's still on the list. - Unknown

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

You may know the intractability of a disease by its long list of remedies. - Alonzo Clark

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

In my mind, I've always been an A-list Hollywood superstar. Y'all just didn't know yet. - Will Smith

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Confront your fears, list them, get to know them, and only then will you be able to put them aside and move ahead. - Jerry Gille

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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