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Wit is educated insolence. - Aristotle

Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Life in 2019: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. - Voltaire

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Never trust a theologian who doesn't have a sense of humor. - D Elton Trueblood

I live a very joyful life, with a lot of laughter and good times. - Kimberly Elise

Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off. - Unknown

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

It is more fitting for a man to laugh at life than to lament over it. - Seneca

If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there. - Martin Luther

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. - Billy Wilder

My way of joe-king is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing. - Ronnie Barker

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of our superiority to all that befalls us. - Romain Gary

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. - Sarah Silverman

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Angry people who can't take a joke have no idea how hilarious they are to those of us who can. - Unknown

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad. - Norm Papernick

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - William James

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown