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Wit is educated insolence. - Aristotle

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

Wit is an explosion of the compound spirit. - Karl W.F. Schlegel

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

Isn't it funny that anything the Supreme Court says is right? - Robert Frost

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. - Irvin S. Cobb

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it. - Langston Hughes

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. - Oscar Wilde

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

My way of joe-king is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world. - George Bernard Shaw

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. - Erma Bombeck

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. - E.B. White

It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. - C S Lewis

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell. - Phil Callaway

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. - Bob Hope

The man who sees the consistency in things is a wit; the man who sees the inconsistency in things is a humorist. - G K Chesterton

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

She raised us with humor, and she raised us to understand that not everything was going to be great, but how to laugh through it. - Liza Minnelli

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut