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Life is laughter. - Theodore Melfi

Funny is an attitude. - Flip Wilson

Laughter is contagious. - Unknown

Living Happily Ever Laughter! - Joe-kster

Housekeeping ain't no joke. - Louisa May Alcott

When the age is in, the wit is out. - William Shakespeare

Laughter does not please the mighty. - Dario Fo

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live. - Milton Berle

Some laughter comes from escaped horror. - Edward St Aubyn

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

There is little success where there is little laughter. - Andrew Carnegie

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. - Edward Albee

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. - C S Lewis

For thirty years my act consisted of one joke. And then she died. - George Burns

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think. - Jean de La Bruyere

The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. - David Ogilvie

Bad humour is an evasion of reality; good humour is an acceptance of it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you. - Groucho Marx

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different. - C S Lewis

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin

I have striven not to laugh at human actions, not to weep at them, nor to hate them, but to understand them. - Spinoza

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper. - Jules Renard

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward