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Laugh it up, Fuzz ball. - Han Solo

Humor is reason gone mad. - Groucho Marx

Comedy is tragedy plus time. - Carol Burnett

A pun is the lowest form of wit. - John Dennis

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

I live to laugh, and I laugh to live. - Milton Berle

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Comedy is society protecting itself - with a smile. - J.B. Priestley

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. - Victor Borge

You have a ready wit. Let me know when it's ready. - Henny Youngman

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

I want to make people laugh so that they'll see things seriously. - William K Zinsser

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

You may have heard some funny comedians in your time - Milton Berlin, Don Trickles. - Archie Bunker

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of our superiority to all that befalls us. - Romain Gary

Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. - Ambrose Bierce

Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? - William Shakespeare

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz


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