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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Medicines are not meat to live by. - German proverb

Happiness is only real when shared. - Jon Krakauer

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! - Steven Wright

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone. - Albert Camus

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

There is no real excellence in all this world which can be separated from right living. - David Starr Jordan

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

I've written 17 novels, and I've found out that fiction can't keep up with real life. - John Grisham

O beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. - William Shakespeare

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Up until now, the prospect of parole has kept us from confronting our captors with any real determination. - George Jackson

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced - even a proverb is no proverb to you till your life has illustrated it. - John Keats

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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