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Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! - Steven Wright

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

Drama is real life with the dull bits cut out. - Alfred Hitchcock

Real Soon Now: When the software will be shipped - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

The friendship that can cease has never been real. - St. Jerome

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

Real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone. - Albert Camus

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. - Confucious

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. - Rose Franken

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day. - Kathie Lee Gifford

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. - Walter Winchell

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

Everything we call real is made of things that cannot be regarded as real. - John Gribbin

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Patriotic American: One who never orders from a menu anything he can't pronounce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no real excellence in all this world which can be separated from right living. - David Starr Jordan

Lemonade is made from artificial flavors, and furniture polish is made from real lemons. - Alfred E Newman

Give up yourself, and you will find your real self. Lose your life and you will save it. - C S Lewis

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Real, sustainable community change requires the initiative and engagement of community members. - Helene D Gayle

I've written 17 novels, and I've found out that fiction can't keep up with real life. - John Grisham

There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment. - Norman Vincent Peale

O beware, my lord, of jealousy; it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on. - William Shakespeare

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Write about what really interests you, whether it is real things or imaginary things, and nothing else. - C S Lewis

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

This is the real enemy, the invader from the East, the Druze, the ruffian, the oriental parasite; in a word: the Jew. - George Bernard Shaw

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

It takes a real storm in the average person's life to make him realize how much worrying he has done over the squalls. - Bruce Barton

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. - Penn Jillette

A real decision is measured by the fact that you've taken a new action. If there's no action, you haven't truly decided. - Tony Robbins

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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