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Everything you can imagine is real. - Pablo Picasso

God sends meat - the Devil sends cooks. - Charles VI

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

The only real way to look younger is not to be born so soon. - Charles M Schulz

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself. - Ethel Barrymore

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead. - Pete Hoekstra

A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason. - J P Morgan

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you will find the real tinsel underneath. - Oscar Levant

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

Give up yourself, and you will find your real self. Lose your life and you will save it. - C S Lewis

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection. - Thomas Paine

I've written 17 novels, and I've found out that fiction can't keep up with real life. - John Grisham

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not. - Oprah Winfrey

The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. - Joan Kerr

It always seems that fights over ideas skip over the barrier into the real world and become battles of real violence. - Peter Parker

There's three sides to every story. There's your story, there's my story, and there's the real story. - Ben Spurlock

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things. - Rene Descartes

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway


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