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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! - Steven Wright

The only real laughter comes from despair. - Groucho Marx

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Real golfers don't miss putts, they get robbed. - Unknown

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. - Rose Franken

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

What difference do it make if the thing you scared of is real or not? - Toni Morrison

I suppose real old age begins when one looks backward rather than forward. - May Sarton

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Once you become real, you can't become unreal again. It lasts for always. - Margery Williams

A man always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason. - J P Morgan

There is no real excellence in all this world which can be separated from right living. - David Starr Jordan

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

In a story you had to find a reason, but real life gets on very well without even Freudian motivations. - Anthony Burgess

There is only one real sin and that is to persuade oneself that the second best is anything but second best. - Doris Lessing

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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