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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Real golfers don't miss putts, they get robbed. - Unknown

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort. - Jane Austen

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed. - Mark Twain

Entremanure: People who start real crappy dot com companies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - John Powell

Well, real estate is always good, as far as I'm concerned. - Donald Trump

Real unselfishness consists in sharing the interests of others. - George Santayana

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

The man who is in real danger is the man who thinks he is perfectly safe. - James M. Barrie

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand. - Rodney Dangerfield

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but failing to use that one talent. - Unknown

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

I've written 17 novels, and I've found out that fiction can't keep up with real life. - John Grisham

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not. - Oprah Winfrey

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Yes, one can repent of moral transgression. The miracle of forgiveness is real, and true repentance is accepted of the Lord. - Ezra T Benson

I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean


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