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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Medicines are not meat to live by. - German proverb

Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! - Steven Wright

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

The friendship that can cease has never been real. - St. Jerome

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

The only real way to look younger is not to be born so soon. - Charles M Schulz

Your real influence is measured by your treatment of yourself. - A. Bronson Alcott

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. - Rose Franken

I know the voices aren't real but they have some great ideas. - Unknown

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

Stop searching the world for treasure, the real treasure is in yourself. - Pablo

I'm a little worried... Brave New World seems a bit more real everyday. - Solange Nicole

Once you become real, you can't become unreal again. It lasts for always. - Margery Williams

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species. - Dave Barry

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

The real problem is not why some pious, humble, believing people suffer, but why some do not. - C S Lewis

If you're always under the pressure of real identity, I think that is somewhat of a burden. - Mark Zuckerberg

Real, sustainable community change requires the initiative and engagement of community members. - Helene D Gayle

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

There's three sides to every story. There's your story, there's my story, and there's the real story. - Ben Spurlock

Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced - even a proverb is no proverb to you till your life has illustrated it. - John Keats

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things. - Rene Descartes

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

It's when we start working together that the real healing takes place. It's when we start spilling our sweat, and not our blood. - David Hume


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