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Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Real action is in silent moments. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

I don't eat sushi, but I eat cooked meat. - Drake Bell

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

There's going to be a real ding-dong when the bell goes. - David Coleman

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

One's real life is so often the life that one does not lead. - Oscar Wilde

It is only hope which is real, and reality is a bitterness and a deceit. - William Makepeace Thackeray

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

The only real elegance is in the mind; if you've got that, the rest comes. - Diana Vreeland

Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead. - Pete Hoekstra

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

The real problem is what to do with the problem-solvers after the problems are solved. - Gary Talese

There is no real excellence in all this world which can be separated from right living. - David Starr Jordan

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

I've written 17 novels, and I've found out that fiction can't keep up with real life. - John Grisham

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

Write about what really interests you, whether it is real things or imaginary things, and nothing else. - C S Lewis

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not. - Oprah Winfrey

Real happiness is not of temporary enjoyment, but is so interwoven with the future that it blesses for ever. - James L Basford

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you. - Catherine Anderson

Yes, one can repent of moral transgression. The miracle of forgiveness is real, and true repentance is accepted of the Lord. - Ezra T Benson

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it. - Rodney Dangerfield

Science is not opposed to storytelling. Science is a genre of storytelling. Stories of the real world, inspired by observations thereof. - Sean Carroll

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

I can see from you utter misery, from your eagerness to misunderstand each other, and from your thoroughly bad temper that this is the real thing. - Peter Ustinov

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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