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Lawyers are guardians of the legal order. - Philip Wood

On Time: An obscure term, meaning unknown - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To be a poet is a condition, not a profession. - Robert Frost

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

S.O.S.: A musical term meaning: ’Same Only Softer’ - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

Companies need connections to the markets to create long-term loyalty. - Charlene Bernoff

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In terms of being late or not starting at all, then it's never too late. - Alison Headley

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent. - Marilyn vos Savant

Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

For a war to be just three conditions are necessary - public authority, just cause, right motive. - Ernest Hemingway

I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. - Groucho Marx

If you wait for perfect conditions to seize an opportunity, you'll be waiting till the day you die. - Mark Batterson

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

Mankind likes to think in terms of extreme opposites - between which it recognizes no intermediate possibilities. - John Dewey

Compassion is one of the few things we can practice that will bring immediate and long-term happiness to our lives. - Dalai Lama

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

There are two kinds of fears: rational and irrational- or in simpler terms, fears that make sense and fears that don't. - Lemony Snicket

Spend your time with those who love you unconditionally, not with those who love you only when the condition is right for them. - Unknown

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein


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