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Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

Life is too short for long-term grudges. - Elon Musk

Lawyers are guardians of the legal order. - Philip Wood

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

To be a poet is a condition, not a profession. - Robert Frost

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. - Voltaire

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Companies need connections to the markets to create long-term loyalty. - Charlene Bernoff

God created Adam lord of all living creatures, but Eve spoiled it all. - Martin Luther

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In terms of being late or not starting at all, then it's never too late. - Alison Headley

An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. - Alfred A. Knopf

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

"Absorption of overhead" is one of the most obscene terms I have ever heard. - Peter F Drucker

The brain is only one condition out of many on which intellectual manifestations depend. - Thomas Henry Huxley

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. - Groucho Marx

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

For a war to be just three conditions are necessary - public authority, just cause, right motive. - Ernest Hemingway

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Compassion is one of the few things we can practice that will bring immediate and long-term happiness to our lives. - Dalai Lama

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

Spend your time with those who love you unconditionally, not with those who love you only when the condition is right for them. - Unknown

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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