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In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

Don't think your condition is good enough; KNOW IT! - Unknown

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Companies need connections to the markets to create long-term loyalty. - Charlene Bernoff

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbor. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Behold the warranty. The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Unknown

In terms of being late or not starting at all, then it's never too late. - Alison Headley

No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation. - Walter Winchell

"Absorption of overhead" is one of the most obscene terms I have ever heard. - Peter F Drucker

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing, he knew nobody had said it before. - Mark Twain

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing. - H L Mencken

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us. - Dave Turner

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher


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