Read The Fine Print

Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

Life is too short for long-term grudges. - Elon Musk

On Time: An obscure term, meaning unknown - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To be a poet is a condition, not a profession. - Robert Frost

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

Don't think your condition is good enough; KNOW IT! - Unknown

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Conservatives define themselves in terms of what they oppose. - George Will

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

God created Adam lord of all living creatures, but Eve spoiled it all. - Martin Luther

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbor. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Behold the warranty. The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Unknown

Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive. - Wallace Irwin

God made Adam first because he didn't want any advice from Eve how to make Adam. - Unknown

Adam and Eve had many advantages but the principal one was that they escaped teething. - Mark Twain

"Absorption of overhead" is one of the most obscene terms I have ever heard. - Peter F Drucker

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

If you wait for perfect conditions to seize an opportunity, you'll be waiting till the day you die. - Mark Batterson

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

The habit of being happy enables one to be freed, or largely freed, from the domination of outward conditions. - Robert Louis Stevenson

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis

Spend your time with those who love you unconditionally, not with those who love you only when the condition is right for them. - Unknown

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein