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In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

When I go I'll take New Year's Eve with me. - Guy Lombardo

The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Fulton J Sheen

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. - Voltaire

Conservatives define themselves in terms of what they oppose. - George Will

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbor. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Behold the warranty. The bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away. - Unknown

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. - Alfred A. Knopf

Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation. - Walter Winchell

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing. - H L Mencken

For a war to be just three conditions are necessary - public authority, just cause, right motive. - Ernest Hemingway

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

Mankind likes to think in terms of extreme opposites - between which it recognizes no intermediate possibilities. - John Dewey

Compassion is one of the few things we can practice that will bring immediate and long-term happiness to our lives. - Dalai Lama

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

There are two primary choices in life: to accept conditions as they exist, or accept the responsibility for changing them. - Denis Waitley

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

Sometimes a miracle is a change in material conditions, such as physical healing. At other times, it is a psychological or emotional change. - Marianne Williamson

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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