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Reaching The Ocean

Stepping up to sea what's there

Reaching The Ocean thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Swimming into a beach Illusion

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I need Vitamin SEA. - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Where there is a sea there are pirates. - Greek Proverb

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble. - French Proverb

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

The least movement is of importance to all nature. The entire ocean is affected by a pebble. - Blaise Pascal

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

The Duchess smashed the bottle against the bow and amid the applause of the crowd she slid on her greasy bottom into the sea. - Unknown

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden


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