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Reaching The Ocean

Stepping up to sea what's there

Reaching The Ocean thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Swimming into a beach Illusion

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I need Vitamin SEA. - Unknown

Where there is a sea there are pirates. - Greek Proverb

Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble. - French Proverb

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different. - Ogden Nash

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love: An ocean of emotions surrounded entirely by expenses. - Thomas R Dewar

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H Spurgeon

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Nervous Wreck: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Let me be an ocean and let me kiss you as many times as the ocean kisses the shore. - Debasish Mridha

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper


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