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Race Car Wedding Dress

Colin Turkington cleans up his act before marrying Louise

Race Car Wedding Dress thanks to Roy Turkington

Taking a break from his BTCC winning streak

BTCC - British Touring Car Championship ... Colin Turkington drives a BMW, now racing as eBay Motors

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Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. - Unknown

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. - Oscar Wilde

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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