Race Car Wedding Dress

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis. - Franklin P Jones

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. - Oscar Wilde

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The human race is inquisitive about other people's lives, but negligent to correct their own. - St Augustine

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison