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Race Break

Performance transmission without performance

Race Break thanks to Keith Blake

Choosing a race car that can't race

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Hardships make or break people. - Margaret Mitchell

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

The heart will break, but broken live on. - Lord Byron

That's the thing that broke the straw. - Archie Bunker

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz

It's funnier to bend things than to break them. - WC Fields

Suffering is the fuel in the engine of civilization. - Matthew W. Stover

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race. - Mark Twain

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I might have been given a bad break, but I've got an awful lot to live for. - Lou Gehrig

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down. - Bede Jarrett

The human race is inquisitive about other people's lives, but negligent to correct their own. - St Augustine

Hearts can break. Sometimes I think it would be better if we died when they did, but we don't. - Stephen King

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak knits up the o'er wrought heart and bids it break. - William Shakespeare

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla


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