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Race Break

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Race Break thanks to Keith Blake

Choosing a race car that can't race

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In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Good things come to those who break clay pots. - Unknown

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

Sparrows that emulate peacocks are likely to break a thigh. - Burmese Proverb

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

I might have been given a bad break, but I've got an awful lot to live for. - Lou Gehrig

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours. - Eric Idle

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. - George Carlin

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx


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