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Race Break

Performance transmission without performance

Race Break thanks to Keith Blake

Choosing a race car that can't race

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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

Never give a sucker an even break. - WC Fields

Be not proud of race, face, place, or grace. - Charles H Spurgeon

Good things come to those who break clay pots. - Unknown

If it were not for hopes, the heart would break. - Thomas Fuller

It's funnier to bend things than to break them. - WC Fields

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

Synergy: The effort required to break a Commandment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Working too long without a break is a form of pride. - Dave Williams

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

It's the steady, quiet, plodding ones who win in the lifelong race. - Robert W Service

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Tacks Break: What to give carpet installers to make them more productive - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. - P.T. Barnum

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

Sherbet: 1. A horse that can't lose; 2. A tip on a horse race or sporting event. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two sets of standards. - Red Auerbach

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

The human race is inquisitive about other people's lives, but negligent to correct their own. - St Augustine

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Give sorrow words; the grief that does not speak knits up the o'er wrought heart and bids it break. - William Shakespeare

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. - Mike Todd

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Race only matters to a racist. All lives matter. If you have to put a color on it, then you are a racist. God only created one race - the human race. - Tom Wallace

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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