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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Don't overestimate the decency of the human race. - H L Mencken

Civilization is a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Music is what tells us that the human race is greater than we realize. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

The human race is inquisitive about other people's lives, but negligent to correct their own. - St Augustine

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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