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Talk doesn't cook rice. - Chinese Proverb

Bake the world a better place. - Unknown

Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs

I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't... and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. - Robert Frost

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown