Protractor Cook
Recipes for baking at the correct angle
A baking Recipe disaster plan for men
Note for an Engineer to prepare dinner that evening: 'Shepherd's Pie needs to be taken out of the fridge and placed in the oven at 120 degrees'
QuotaBillsTalk doesn't cook rice. - Chinese Proverb
Bake the world a better place. - Unknown
Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar
I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian
Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay
The right angle for approaching a problem, is the 'try'angle. - Joe-kster
Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright
Best wide-angle lens? Two steps backward. Look for the 'ah-ha.' - Ernst Haas
If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb
Happiness is largely an attitude of mind, of viewing life from the right angle. - Dale Carnegie
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey
Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks
A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel
There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown
It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson
In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker
The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan
You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor
No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro
The two things that are going to make you a better baker without even trying are a scale and a thermometer in your oven. - Tom Douglas
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown
At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown
I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki
Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega