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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Irony is the hygiene of the mind. - Elizabeth Bibesco

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Irony is just honesty with the volume cranked up. - George Saunders

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. - Frederick Douglass

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates. - David F Wallace

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us; adore the ones who ignore us; love the ones who hurt us; and hurt the ones that love us. - Unknown

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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