Procrastination Workshop

I have not yet begun to procrastinate. - Unknown

People use irony as a defense mechanism. - David Byrne

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. - Mason Cooley

Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom. - Anatole France

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out. - Alejandro G Inarritu

The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Don't postpone joy until you've learned all your lessons. Joy is your lesson. - Alan Cohen

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown

Waiting to develop courage is just another form of procrastination. The most successful people take action while they’re afraid! - Unknown

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us; adore the ones who ignore us; love the ones who hurt us; and hurt the ones that love us. - Unknown

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown