Procrastination Workshop

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Irony is the hygiene of the mind. - Elizabeth Bibesco

People use irony as a defense mechanism. - David Byrne

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing. - Johnny Depp

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Although always prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed. - Winston Churchill

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

We are so scared of being judged that we look for every excuse to procrastinate. - Erica Jong

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Irony is the form of paradox. Paradox is what is good and great at the same time. - Karl W F Schlegel

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Don't postpone joy until you've learned all your lessons. Joy is your lesson. - Alan Cohen

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown

The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates. - David F Wallace