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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

People use irony as a defense mechanism. - David Byrne

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. - Mason Cooley

Irony is just honesty with the volume cranked up. - George Saunders

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

From even the greatest of horrors, irony is seldom absent. - H P Lovecraft

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. - Robert A Heinlein

Irony: 1. Being witty at all costs; 2. A vegetarian catching swine flu. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

There is no avoiding war, it can only be postponed to the advantage of your enemy. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Clap an extinguisher upon your irony if you are unhappily blessed with a vein of it. - Charles Lamb

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown

The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates. - David F Wallace

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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