Procrastination Workshop
Stop procrastinating - how to get organized
Procrastination humor is only a sign away
QuotaBillsIrony is the hygiene of the mind. - Elizabeth Bibesco
A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran
I'm not into cartoons. That's the irony of it. - Gary Larson
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller
Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort
The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen
A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown
Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker
At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. - Frederick Douglass
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian
Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote
I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain
Irony is the form of paradox. Paradox is what is good and great at the same time. - Karl W F Schlegel
There is no avoiding war, it can only be postponed to the advantage of your enemy. - Niccolo Machiavelli
Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
Irony is a clear consciousness of an eternal agility, of the infinitely abundant chaos. - Karl W F Schlegel
We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde
I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield
Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks
Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates
The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates. - David F Wallace
Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us; adore the ones who ignore us; love the ones who hurt us; and hurt the ones that love us. - Unknown