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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Irony is the hygiene of the mind. - Elizabeth Bibesco

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

I'm not into cartoons. That's the irony of it. - Gary Larson

From even the greatest of horrors, irony is seldom absent. - H P Lovecraft

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

Two fundamental literary qualities: supernaturalism and irony. - Charles Baudelaire

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Irony is the form of paradox. Paradox is what is good and great at the same time. - Karl W F Schlegel

There is no avoiding war, it can only be postponed to the advantage of your enemy. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Clap an extinguisher upon your irony if you are unhappily blessed with a vein of it. - Charles Lamb

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. - Lord Chesterfield

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson


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