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Pringle Art

Potato chips well worth their artistic salt taste

Pringle Art thanks to Carlene Hanson

George Crum invented Potato Chips in 1853 ... Pringles re-engineered them in 2014

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

When the external factors over which one has no control in a way start to become negative, it starts to affect our creative juices. - Stephen Covey

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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