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Pringle Art

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Pringle Art thanks to Carlene Hanson

George Crum invented Potato Chips in 1853 ... Pringles re-engineered them in 2014

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All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

Reason is a harmonising, controlling force rather than a creative one. - Bertrand Russell

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

There is nothing more inspiring than having a mind unfold before you. Let people teach who have a calling. It is never just a job. - Abraham Kaplan

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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