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Pringle Art

Potato chips well worth their artistic salt taste

Pringle Art thanks to Carlene Hanson

George Crum invented Potato Chips in 1853 ... Pringles re-engineered them in 2014

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Art Gallery: Hall of frame - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Creativity is contagious, pass it on. - Albert Einstein

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Creative clutter is better than idle neatness. - Unknown

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

I don't want to use my creative energy on somebody else's user interface. - Jeff Bezos

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

There is nothing more inspiring than having a mind unfold before you. Let people teach who have a calling. It is never just a job. - Abraham Kaplan

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion


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