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Pringle Art

Potato chips well worth their artistic salt taste

Pringle Art thanks to Carlene Hanson

George Crum invented Potato Chips in 1853 ... Pringles re-engineered them in 2014

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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Creativity is contagious, pass it on. - Albert Einstein

It's not creative unless it sells. - David Ogilvy

Creativity is intelligence having fun. - Albert Einstein

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

The monotony and solitude of a quiet life stimulates the creative mind. - Albert Einstein

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about doing it right, or better. - John Updike

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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