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Pringle Art

Potato chips well worth their artistic salt taste

Pringle Art thanks to Carlene Hanson

George Crum invented Potato Chips in 1853 ... Pringles re-engineered them in 2014

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

The most personal is the most creative. - Martin Scorsese

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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