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Power Strip Liberators

Why they're called power 'out'lets

Power Strip Liberators thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Power Strip Liberators thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Extending the reach of extension cords with unique extension cord and outlet strips

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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

Even a snail will eventually reach its destination. - Gail Tsukiyama

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. - George Bernard Shaw

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals. - George S Patton

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. - Will Rogers

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Whenever you see a successful person, you only see the public glories, never the private sacrifices to reach them. - Vaibhav Shah

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

If you over-adapt to the culture you're trying to reach, it means you've bought into that culture's idols. - Tim Keller

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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