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Power Strip Liberators

Why they're called power 'out'lets

Power Strip Liberators thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Power Strip Liberators thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Extending the reach of extension cords with unique extension cord and outlet strips

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Reach perfection. - Baltasar Gracián

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Current Events: 1. What an electrician worries about; 2. Electric shocks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. - George Bernard Shaw

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of any itch is inversely proportional to the reach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

If you over-adapt to the culture you're trying to reach, it means you've bought into that culture's idols. - Tim Keller

If you want to reach a goal, you must 'see the reaching' in your own mind before you actually arrive at your goal. - Zig Ziglar

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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