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Power Strip Liberators

Why they're called power 'out'lets

Power Strip Liberators thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Power Strip Liberators thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Extending the reach of extension cords with unique extension cord and outlet strips

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When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

Glory lies in the attempt to reach one's goal and not in reaching it. - Mohandas Gandhi

Current Events: 1. What an electrician worries about; 2. Electric shocks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

New media is like a megaphone. It amplifies your ability to reach more people. - Mark Batterson

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of any itch is inversely proportional to the reach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach. - Earl Nightingale

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

If you over-adapt to the culture you're trying to reach, it means you've bought into that culture's idols. - Tim Keller

If you want to reach a goal, you must 'see the reaching' in your own mind before you actually arrive at your goal. - Zig Ziglar

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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