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Power Strip Liberators

Why they're called power 'out'lets

Power Strip Liberators thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Power Strip Liberators thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Extending the reach of extension cords with unique extension cord and outlet strips

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When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

Glory lies in the attempt to reach one's goal and not in reaching it. - Mohandas Gandhi

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals. - George S Patton

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

If you want to reach a goal, you must 'see the reaching' in your own mind before you actually arrive at your goal. - Zig Ziglar

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert


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