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Power Strip Liberators

Why they're called power 'out'lets

Power Strip Liberators thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Power Strip Liberators thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Extending the reach of extension cords with unique extension cord and outlet strips

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Reach perfection. - Baltasar Gracián

Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

Even a snail will eventually reach its destination. - Gail Tsukiyama

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. - George Bernard Shaw

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals. - George S Patton

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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