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Power Strip Liberators

Why they're called power 'out'lets

Power Strip Liberators thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Power Strip Liberators thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Extending the reach of extension cords with unique extension cord and outlet strips

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Reach perfection. - Baltasar Gracián

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

Even a snail will eventually reach its destination. - Gail Tsukiyama

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

My guitar is not a thing. It is an extension of myself. It is who I am. - Joan Jett

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. - George Bernard Shaw

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals. - George S Patton

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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