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Finding the best shot: Landscape vs. Portrait Formats

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The human face is my landscape. - Joshua Reynolds

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

White. A blank page or canvas. So many possibilities. - Stephen Sondheim

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

I've read the last page of the Bible. It's all going to turn out all right. - Billy Graham

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87. - Steve Martin

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd


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