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Politician Plane

Justin Trudeau flew a plane over a northern Indian reserve last weekend

Politician Plane thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Canadian Native Indians take aim at government airplane safety

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If I cannot fly, let me sing. - Stephen Sondheim

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

Focus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Use your enemy's arrows for firewood. - Matshona Dhliwayo

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing. - J M Barrie

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

An honest politician is one who when he's bought stays bought. - Simon Cameron

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan. - Archie Bunker

Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta


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