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Politician Plane

Justin Trudeau flew a plane over a northern Indian reserve last weekend

Politician Plane thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Canadian Native Indians take aim at government airplane safety

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A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

Never eat spinach just before going on the air. - Dan Rather

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell

Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous. - Unknown

Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939. - Jimmy Doolittle

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought. - Simon Cameron

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joe-k. - Will Rogers

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach


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