Politician Plane

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Dilemma: A politician trying to save both his faces at once - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves. - Thomas Jefferson

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers